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We read your public site—title, offer, imagery, tone. Thin site? We still draft from your name and category.
NZ satire · real readers · honest placements
The Daily Yarn turns any Kiwi business URL into on-brand display ads sized for our real slots—no agency, no Canva marathon, no guessing what “leaderboard” means.
How it works
We read your public site—title, offer, imagery, tone. Thin site? We still draft from your name and category.
Benefit, local, offer, and cheeky angles—each fitted to real slot character limits.
Choose the variant you like, select a tier, checkout. Every ad is reviewed before it serves.
Your creative runs in the slot you bought—leaderboard, MRec, in-feed, or sponsor strip.
Advertiser portal
Switch between three example businesses. Tap a variant to swap the live preview—same slot styling readers see on site.
Demonstration with seeded data — stats and businesses shown are fictional examples for illustration only.
Pricing
$99
7 days in the sidebar MRec. Perfect for tradies, cafes, and local services testing the water.
Primary slot: sidebar_mrec
$499
14 days on the homepage leaderboard plus sidebar. Maximum reach when you have a story to tell.
Primary slots: leaderboard_top + sidebar_mrec
$249
30 days sidebar plus footer stripe. Lock in launch pricing before rates rise.
sidebar_mrec + sponsored_stripe
$799
30 days in-article on every yarn plus email mention. For brands that want to own the conversation.
in_feed + daily email
The Daily Yarn ad stack is built publisher-agnostic—the same URL-in, variants-out engine can power satire, news, or community sites under licence. Talk to us about white-label, revenue share, or regional editions.
Talk about licensing