Self-serve advertising

The Daily Yarn

NZ satire · real readers · honest placements

Paste your website. Get four ads. Go live by lunch.

The Daily Yarn turns any Kiwi business URL into on-brand display ads sized for our real slots—no agency, no Canva marathon, no guessing what “leaderboard” means.

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By the numbers

~10s URL to four variants
4 Distinct creative angles
$99 From / week entry tier
100% Human moderation before live

How it works

Four steps. No account manager required.

1

Paste your URL

We read your public site—title, offer, imagery, tone. Thin site? We still draft from your name and category.

2

AI writes four ads

Benefit, local, offer, and cheeky angles—each fitted to real slot character limits.

3

Pick one & pay

Choose the variant you like, select a tier, checkout. Every ad is reviewed before it serves.

4

Go live

Your creative runs in the slot you bought—leaderboard, MRec, in-feed, or sponsor strip.

Advertiser portal

See what your dashboard will look like

Switch between three example businesses. Tap a variant to swap the live preview—same slot styling readers see on site.

portal.dailyyarn.co.nz/halswell-timber

Live preview · sidebar MRec

Generated variants

Demonstration with seeded data — stats and businesses shown are fictional examples for illustration only.

Pricing

Founding advertiser tiers

Local Shoutout

$99

7 days in the sidebar MRec. Perfect for tradies, cafes, and local services testing the water.

Primary slot: sidebar_mrec

Most visible

Front Page Hero

$499

14 days on the homepage leaderboard plus sidebar. Maximum reach when you have a story to tell.

Primary slots: leaderboard_top + sidebar_mrec

Founding Member

$249

30 days sidebar plus footer stripe. Lock in launch pricing before rates rise.

sidebar_mrec + sponsored_stripe

Sponsor the Yarn

$799

30 days in-article on every yarn plus email mention. For brands that want to own the conversation.

in_feed + daily email

For publishers & licensees

The Daily Yarn ad stack is built publisher-agnostic—the same URL-in, variants-out engine can power satire, news, or community sites under licence. Talk to us about white-label, revenue share, or regional editions.

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Ready when you are

Self-serve checkout and live serving ship next. For now, explore the demo above or email the newsroom.

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