The Daily Yarn
TUESDAY, 26 MAY 2026 · National Edition · Aotearoa's Most Reliable Unreliable News

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Reach NZ readers who share local satire on Facebook, Messenger, and WhatsApp.

Launching June 2026 — be one of our founding advertisers. Founder pricing locked in for the first 12 months.

Why advertise here

Hyper-local NZ audience

Yarns are screenshot-shared on WhatsApp and Messenger within Christchurch and Canterbury — and spreading into wider NZ.

Engaged, not just eyeballs

Readers come for satire and stay for the cast. Your ad rides along with content they actively share.

Founder pricing

Lock in launch rates before traffic scales. First 12 months at the prices below.

Ad formats

Founder prices (NZD) · Standard rates from July 2026

Banner ads

Header, sidebar, and in-feed placements.

  • Leaderboard — $99/week
  • Sidebar — $59/week
  • In-feed — $79/week

Standard rates from July 2026.

Sponsored yarn

A satirical yarn written about your business, published like any other article. Tagged “sponsored”.

$299 once-off

Section sponsor

Named sponsor of a category — e.g. “Tradie Tales brought to you by Mitre 10”.

$499/month

Daily email sponsor

Logo + one-line tagline at the top of every morning email.

$199/week

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