Takedown Request

The Daily Yarn is satire — most stories are invented. But readers sometimes submit yarns that echo real people, places, or events. If something on this site relates to you or someone you know and you want it removed, you are in the right place.

This is a real takedown form. We read every request. When a story crosses the line — especially where real people are involved — we will take the article down or mark it unavailable while we review it.

Include the article ID from the URL or the “Report / Takedown” link on the story page. We will email you at the address you provide if we need more detail.