NEWMARKET HOCKEY DAD BRINGS MEGAPHONE TO UNDER-13 GAME, REFUSES TO LEAVE WHEN ASKED
The umpire is 16. The megaphone is loud. The dad is unrepentant.
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Sunday, 23 August 2026 · National Edition
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The umpire is 16. The megaphone is loud. The dad is unrepentant.
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