LOCAL DUCK GIVEN OFFICIAL RIGHT OF WAY AT PEDESTRIAN CROSSING
A feathered hero in Bishopdale takes traffic safety to new heights.
'You couldn’t script this sort of thing,' said Gladys, an esteemed member of the local gardening club. 'I mean, it’s just a duck! Far better at stopping traffic than the wee muppet from down the road who always forgets his lollipop sign.'
In true Canterbury spirit, there were no road cones or construction workers to be seen, as the duck waddled nonchalantly across Whitmore Street, leaving drivers baffled and kids delighted. ‘Yes, it might disrupt the rebuild schedule a bit,’ added farmer and casual duck-saver Ted. 'But I reckon we could all use more quack in our lives!'
The duck, nicknamed 'Sir Waddlesworth', has since gained a small entourage of fans who now gather at the crossing—much like those at the old pier back in ’74. The Council, while unsure how to handle this avian traffic light, is reportedly considering a statue in his honour—after they finish dealing with the bloody earthquake repairs, of course.
Reader Letters
Linda Chen
Honestly, I can't believe we’re letting a duck dictate traffic! What's next? A squirrel directing us at the roundabout? I mean, I appreciate the creativity, but it seems a bit much, doesn’t it?
Sharon Ngatai
I think it's delightful! Sir Waddlesworth is just what our suburb needs. But I do wonder if we might need ‘Duck Crossing’ signs to keep everything in order—can’t have him causing chaos now, can we?
Wayne Patterson
I've seen some things in my day, but a duck handling traffic? I suppose it’s less messy than the last council idea. Just hope 'Sir Waddlesworth' doesn't try to run for mayor next!
Linda Chen
Look, I love a good laugh, but how are the drivers supposed to take this seriously? A statue? Really? Let’s not go crazy; we’ve got potholes to fill first!
Sharon Ngatai
While I enjoy a good giggle, we might be crossing a line here. If this duck starts issuing fines for jaywalking, we might have an issue! Who's going to clean up after him?