LOCALS STUNNED: TRADIES DISCOVER ULTIMATE 'BACKYARD' HOLIDAY: THE FRANKTON FIORD CRUISE ON PLASTIC CHAIRS
*Two Queenstown locals redefine frugality and fashion in the middle of a housing crisis.*
Barry Hoskins
Barry has never met a seagull incident he couldn't stretch to 800 words.
LOCALS STUNNED: JIMNY-ONLY DAYS: QUEENSTOWN COUNCIL OFFICIALS HAVE FINALLY LOST THE PLOT
*Queenstown Council proposes solution to fuel shortages with what could generously be called a 'creative' approach.*
Onerahi SCHOOL DROP-OFF ZONE TRANSFORMED INTO PEACEFUL DEMILITARISED ZONE
A high-stakes parking saga unfolds over school pick-ups, reminiscent of the great territorial disputes of the past.
NELSON'S FOUND OBJECT MUSEUM: ONE HUBCAP AND A WEE STORY
This hidden gem showcases the depth of creativity and nostalgia in our community.
LOCAL MAN BEMUSED BY WEATHER APP SHOWING SUNSHINE AS SNOW FALLS
Residents of Linwood are scratching their heads, wondering if the weather app has developed a personality disorder.
DEVONPORT NETBALL MUM BANNED FOR COACHING REF — WHAT A BLOODY WINTER!
A local netball mum turns the heat up on the sideline a bit too much.
KARORI PLAYGROUND CLOSED FOR ASPIRATIONAL MAINTENANCE – COUNCIL CAN'T BE BOTHERED
Wellington City Council strikes again with its remarkable commitment to doing absolutely nothing.
DUNEDIN COUNCIL CONTRACTORS PAINT ZEBRA CROSSING ON PRIVATE DRIVEWAY
It appears the Dunedin City Council has taken the phrase 'crossing over' to a bewildering new level.
TRAMPOLINE BANDIT STRIKES IN NEWMARKET
It's a bloody windy day, and locals are left wondering where their belongings end up.
MUFTI DAY BECOMES A BATTLE OF MORALS AND MUNTERS
Parents clash over the meaning of mufti while raising funds at Taradale Primary.
PONSONBY TRADIE SPIRALS AS JOB ‘DONE TUESDAY’ ENTERS THIRD YEAR
_Three years of waiting for a plumbing job is the true Auckland experience._
LINWOOD FENCE PAINT BECOMES A COMMUNITY BATTLEFIELD
*Disputes over aesthetics lead to an unexpectedly intense mediation at the local hall.*
BISHOPDALE OP SHOP TRIGGERS MUG BIDDING WAR AS LOCALS GO CRAZY
It's not just a mug, it's practically the Holy Grail of second-hand treasures.
WOOZWORTHS SELF-CHECKOUT HAS A MELTDOWN, REQUIRES THERAPY
_Local Woolworths shoppers demand emotional support after rogue machine throws a tantrum._
ISLAND BAY SOCK SUPPORT GROUP LAUNCHED AFTER ONE RESIDENT'S EMOTIONAL DISCOVERY
A solitary sock spurs a flurry of heartwarming absurdity in the local community.
FROST WARNING IN HENDERSON SENDS LOCALS INTO CHAOTIC PANIC
Just when you thought it was safe to leave the house without a puffer jacket.
LOST PROPERTY BIN DECLARED AN ARCHAEOLOGICAL SITE
A local school’s forgotten belongings deemed of historical importance.
POWER CUT SPARKS HOT CHIP SHORTAGE IN SUMNER DAIRY
This is why we can’t have nice things, folks.
TOUCH RUGBY IN TAKAPUNA RUINED BY VAPE CLOUD
Even the gods of sport can be choked by a noxious mist.
LOCAL DUCK GIVEN OFFICIAL RIGHT OF WAY AT PEDESTRIAN CROSSING
A feathered hero in Bishopdale takes traffic safety to new heights.