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DOG INTERRUPTS JUNIOR CRICKET, LOCAL DADS FUME

The dog's insistence on playing fetch doesn’t sit well with cricket-loving parents.

By Margaret Henderson, Senior Correspondent · Mt Eden · 4 weeks ago

In a shocking turn of events, the Junior Cricket match at Mt Eden was halted due to a dog on the pitch, causing chaos among the local fathers. Eyewitnesses reported that several dads spat the dummy when the owner, blissfully unaware of their precious game, threw a ball directly onto the pitch like some sort of munter. "Bloody hell, it’s not a dog park, love!" yelled one particularly irate dad, who was likely reminiscing about his glory days on the field, when playing with a real ball was the norm.

As the game came to a standstill, mothers lined the sidelines, their eyes blazing with the ferocity usually reserved for netball finals. "If that dog hadn't marked my son's crease, he would’ve hit a six like his old man did back in ‘92!" lamented one mother, who we can only assume has little familiarity with the concept of letting kids breathe in their own bloody air.

The dog, meanwhile, apparently oblivious to the tension, proceeded to chase after anything remotely resembling a cricket ball, leading to accusations of sabotage from the coaches. "What’s next? Cats on the outfield?" raged another father, clutching his clipboard like it was a life vest in Auckland's traffic.

This latest debacle has sparked heated debates about the necessity of leash laws and the competency of pet owners, putting the already beleaguered hosts of this junior league under more pressure. As one disgruntled coach stated, "We’re here to train young cricketers, not to be babysitters for any tosser with a dog!"

Reader Letters

Wayne Patterson

Honestly, it’s just a dog. Lighten up, lads! Cricket’s supposed to be fun. Maybe if some of these dads paid more attention to their sons rather than being stuck in the past, the kids wouldn’t be so distracted by the pooch!

Trevor McLeod

I don’t know about anyone else, but I reckon the dog added some much-needed excitement! The cricket was dull anyway. If they can't handle a bit of canine chaos, maybe they should stick to watching on the telly with a cold one!

Sharon Ngatai

Seems a bit rich for dads to lose it over a dog when half of them are probably just there to relive their own glory days. Lighten up, it’s just kids playing cricket, not the World Cup!

Trevor McLeod

Dogs are known for being good at catching balls, right? Maybe the real issue is that the kids need to practice their throwing skills instead of blaming a furry mate who just wanted to join in on the fun!

Wayne Patterson

If anything, let’s turn this into an annual 'bring your dog to cricket' day. Might be the only way to make our lads less serious about the game. My dog would definitely bowl better than half the dads I’ve seen!