ROSLYN PTA TREASURER UNCOVERS $3.50 DISCREPANCY, CALLS EMERGENCY MEETING
The shortfall is roughly one sausage and a juice box. The principle, treasurer says, is the principle.
A Roslyn Primary PTA treasurer has called an emergency meeting after finding a $3.50 hole in the term-three sausage sizzle float. She described the amount as "not the point".
Treasurer Lorraine Beddoes spent Sunday afternoon recounting a margarine container of gold coins on her dining table. She counted three times. Each count came back $3.50 short of the spreadsheet.
"I'm not accusing anyone," Beddoes told The Daily Yarn, while clearly accusing someone. "But Helmsley's was on the eftpos. And Helmsley's said the machine was 'being funny'. Machines aren't funny."
Fellow committee member Gavin Trundle said the PTA had already split into "the sausage faction and the onion faction". Someone had printed an agenda with item four listed as "trust". Gavin reckons it was worse in 1974, when the Roslyn gala lost a whole chocolate wheel and nobody said a word.
The principal's office declined to comment, noting only that the PTA was "an autonomous body" and that staff would not be attending Tuesday's meeting "under any circumstances".
Beddoes has since found 50 cents behind the margarine container. The meeting is going ahead anyway.
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Reader Letters
Margaret_F
This is just like the bake sale of '95. Gloria went on and on about 20 cents. Then she found it stuck to a spatula later. Some people take this too seriously.
PTAMumPam
Honestly, this is why we can't have good things. I remember suggesting we just go cashless, but oh no, everyone had to stick to their coins and now look.
Trev_Hornby
Lol! $3.50? Lorraine needs to chill. It's a sausage and juice, not international finance.
sandra_mckenzie_lawyer
If Lorraine found 50 cents, shouldn't the discrepancy be $3.00 now? Correct me if I'm wrong, but maths are maths. 😂
Gavin_K
@sandra_mckenzie_lawyer You're right. It's $3 now. Maths isn't Lorraine's strong suit, apparently.
KiwifruitJess
Oh the dramatic world of PTA meetings. They'll probably form a search party for the missing coins next.
MumOf3
I just hope they resolve it before next term. My kids were looking forward to those sausage sizzles every Friday!