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HAMILTON EAST PICNIC RELOCATED TO LOUNGE, THERMOSES NOW SEATED BY ALLEGIANCE

What began as a riverside gathering has become a silent standoff over who brought the better flask.

A Hamilton East picnic, planned for the riverbank off Memorial Park, was moved indoors on Sunday after a light Waikato drizzle settled in for the afternoon.

Host Lorraine Pewhairangi, 64, said she'd spent two days marinating chicken and another half-day ironing a tablecloth she'd inherited from her mother. "We got to the river, looked at the sky, looked at each other, and turned around. Bugger that for a lark."

The move to Lorraine's lounge has gone less than smoothly. Six thermoses were placed on the coffee table. Within ten minutes guests had arranged them by owner, with Maureen's tartan flask pointedly facing away from Glenda's stainless one. "Maureen reckons her tea's hotter," one guest whispered. "Glenda reckons Maureen's tea tastes like the thermos."

Reminds this reporter of a Sunday in 1974, when a Founders Theatre picnic was shifted into the foyer. Mrs Tindall didn't speak to Mrs Hooper for a year over a disputed scone.

A MetService spokesperson described Sunday's weather as "a light shower, really". Lorraine called that "the sort of comment that gets you uninvited". Nobody has touched the egg sandwiches.

Maureen left at 3.15pm with her thermos and, according to Glenda, "a face on her". The tablecloth is going back in the drawer.

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Reader Letters

Garry (Halswell)

This wouldn't have happened back in the '70s. We would've braved the rain with a bit of spirit. Thermoses were the least of our worries!

MaureenFromMorrinsville

Those egg sandwiches were probably dodgy anyway. It's always the way - bit of drizzle and everyone loses their heads.

BarryBishopdale

Can't believe they moved inside for a drizzle! MetService honestly calls it wrong all the time.

Sandra_Moore

I'm confused. Why are the thermoses being seated by allegiance? Isn't tea meant to bring people together?

Lorraine64

Lorraine from the article here. Just want to say, I did what I thought was best with that drizzle coming in. No regrets and Maureen's face was priceless!

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