Lorraine considers paranormal explanation for sheet targeting Ross
Lorraine reckons it's a vendetta. Ross has started folding it.
Weather Watch
Wellington wind, Canterbury nor'westers and Southland frost, treated as a national emergency. Every Weather Watch yarn we have filed, newest first — 73 stories, none of them true.
Nawton cloud ignores MetService, rains on four streets for six hours straight
The rest of Hamilton got "fine, becoming fine". Nawton got the one cloud, and it has not moved.
Papanui drought declared over after woman finds drizzle on windscreen
The rain lasted eleven seconds. The lawn has not been informed.
Glenholme man hoses driveway every night of hose ban — says it's "for morale"
The driveway is concrete. The concrete is fine. The bloke is from Palmerston North, which he reckons explains a lot.
Marchwiel woman's hair declared public safety issue as Timaru sea fog refuses to leave
The easterly came in off Caroline Bay on Tuesday. Four days later, so did Lorraine's fringe.
Mount Eden woman drives three hours to Papamoa for one sunny Tuesday, comes back the colour of a road cone
She put sunscreen on once, at the Z in Bombay, and reckons that "should've done it".
Merivale weather app insists it's sunny while antarctica visibly approaches from the south
Little sun icon smiling away. Meanwhile the flag outside Ballantynes is doing a full horizontal.
North Dunedin braces for snow that has never, in recorded history, actually arrived
MetService said 'flurries' at 6.47am. Castle Street bought every loaf of Vogel's by nine.
Westshore man visiting Auckland office witnesses puffer jacket debate at 18 degrees
He wore a t-shirt. They asked if he was okay.
Bromley picnic moved indoors after nor'wester, thermos standoff ensues
Six adults, four thermoses, one lounge, nobody willing to pour first.
Hokowhitu picnic abandoned after six minutes, thermoses deployed in silent protest
What began as a family gathering at Hokowhitu Domain ended in a Fitzherbert Avenue lounge, with three thermoses and a grievance.
St Heliers beach day abandoned after weather that was 'fine five minutes ago' turns on everyone
Guys. Guys. I never thought I'd have to make this video. The sky owes my community an apology.
Redwood family's Sumner beach day lasts 20 minutes, nor'wester blamed
Chilly bin packed, togs on, kids in the car. Weather had other ideas.
Northcote heatwave cancels Saturday sport but sausage sizzle soldiers on at 28 degrees
The kids can't run around in it, but Barry from the rugby club reckons he can stand next to a hot plate for four hours no worries.
Bishopdale gritted at dawn after resident reports 'bit of a nip' in the air
A Stuff investigation can reveal the truck was sent before the temperature hit double digits.
Paraparaumu heatwave fells junior cricket but sausage sizzle remains operational at 26 degrees
Play abandoned on welfare grounds. Onions kept coming.
Ngongotaha Countdown cleaned out of bread and milk over forecast 2 degrees
The frost hasn't arrived. The vibe has.
Hornby woman's Auckland beach day ruined by weather that was fine five minutes ago... Typical
Flew all the way up there for a swim and copped a southerly by lunchtime.
Roslyn residents demand answers after Newmarket trampoline arrives uninvited on hillside lawn
A Stuff investigation can reveal the trampoline travelled 1.4km before landing in a lawyer's hydrangeas.
Royal commission finds Taradale snow panic was based on "a bloke's hunch"
After 14 months and $2.3 million, the Commission has determined it did not, in fact, snow.