LOCAL MAN BEMUSED BY WEATHER APP SHOWING SUNSHINE AS SNOW FALLS
Residents of Linwood are scratching their heads, wondering if the weather app has developed a personality disorder.
Weather Watch
Hyper-local weather panic — each region has its own weather identity.
AUCKLAND WEATHER EVENT DECLARED CATASTROPHIC BY LOCAL NERDS
Ponsonby residents prepare for mild discomfort as humidity levels skyrocket.
CHRISTCHURCH JUMPED THE GUN WITH EARLY ROAD GRIT APPLICATION
*Local man reports chill in the air—council reacts with road grit and panic.*
TRAMPOLINE BANDIT STRIKES IN NEWMARKET
It's a bloody windy day, and locals are left wondering where their belongings end up.
DUNEDIN WIND DECLARED AN ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE
Locals are not taking this bloody wind lightly as it wreaks havoc on their daily lives.
PICNIC NEARLY RUINED BY BLOODY WEATHER
A classic Hamilton picnic takes a turn for the worse as wet and windy conditions lead to a highly uncomfortable indoors affair.
FROST WARNING IN HENDERSON SENDS LOCALS INTO CHAOTIC PANIC
Just when you thought it was safe to leave the house without a puffer jacket.
KARORI TO EXPERIENCE A BARRAGE OF BLOODY AGGRESSIVE PEAS!
A sudden hail storm has left locals debating whether to run for cover or grab their dinner plates.
WELLINGTON'S SCORCHING HEATWAVE CANCELS SPORT, BUT NOT SAUSAGE SIZZLES!
*Island Bay residents reckon the weather's lost the bloody plot.*
DEVONPORT WEATHER DECLARED INCONVENIENT AFTER ALL
_Optimism from MetService falls flat as one cloud spoils the party._
ONERAHI WEATHER TURNS DREADFUL IN LOCAL DARY ARGUMENT
When the clouds rolled in, so did the opinions.
WELLINGTONIAN PANTHER IN A PUFFER PANIC OVER 18 DEGREES
When is a light jacket a necessity? This pressing office debate may redefine Auckland etiquette.
DROUGHT FEARS ABATED AS SPOT OF RAIN SPOTTED IN NEWTOWN
_Local residents breathe a collective sigh of relief after a light drizzle blesses the parched ground._
AUCKLAND BEACH DAY CRASHES AND BURNS DUE TO BLOODY WEATHER
Local beachgoers left reeling after sunshine turned to showers faster than you can say 'soggy chips'.
PALMERSTON NORTH RESIDENT DECLARES PROLONGED HOSE BAN A 'PISS-TAKE'
A local man takes a stand against the weather with a rebellious hose.
HUMIDITY IN SUMNER DECLARED A PUBLIC SAFETY CONCERN
_Residents warn that frizzy hair might cause traffic delays._
TARADALE IN A TIZZ OVER SNOW FANTASIES!
Residents brace for a winter wonderland that history forgot.
BLOODY FOG IN STOKE TURNS SCHOOL RUN INTO NOIR THRILLER
_Parents grapple with fog as thick as 1974's best jams_.