BISHOPDALE DUCK HOLDS UP HARTLEY AVE TRAFFIC, GETS FULL RIGHT OF WAY FROM SEVEN CARS AND A HIACE
The duck took its time. The Hiace driver, against all odds, did not honk.
Dave left the tools ten years ago but never left the site banter. He files Tradie Tales from a ute that may or may not pass its WOF.
The duck took its time. The Hiace driver, against all odds, did not honk.
Biscuit took the ball to a Hilux. The opening bowler took a seat on the wicket.
Takapuna sparkie spent 45 minutes trying to pay a building consent. The portal told him to get rooted.
Calendar invite went out at 6.04am. The agenda is the agenda.
Auckland Transport reckons the 2:1 ratio is 'within tolerance'. Tolerance for what, they wouldn't say.
Staff say the bird turns up at 7am sharp and has opinions about the muffins.
Two-hour meeting. No vote reached. The barbecue is on Saturday.
The bloke who won it has had it on his mantle since March. His mum dusted it weekly.