Bethlehem man builds six-foot scarecrow to stop u-turns, then posts apology video for it
The scarecrow is called Nigel. Nigel is not going anywhere. The man behind Nigel is, apparently, on a journey.
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The scarecrow is called Nigel. Nigel is not going anywhere. The man behind Nigel is, apparently, on a journey.
The downward dogs are downward. The B7s are being called. Nobody is leaving.
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