PYES PA GARDEN HOSE THEFT ENTERS THIRD WEEK, STREET NOW SPLIT INTO 'TWO CAMPS'
Sources on Cheyne Road say the cul-de-sac hasn't spoken as one unit since the 4th.
Suburban Crime
Petty offences, parking wars, and neighbourly drama from any NZ suburb.
FEILDING NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH LAUNCHES FORMAL INQUIRY INTO WHEELIE BIN ALIGNMENT
Three bins. One kerb. One retired man with a clipboard.
LINWOOD FENCE PAINT DISPUTE ESCALATES TO COMMUNITY HALL MEDIATION, THREE SAUSAGE ROLLS EATEN IN ANGER
Resene Half Tea vs Resene Quarter Tea. Neither party willing to concede the shade.
WHITBY MAN INSTALLS FOUR-CAMERA CCTV RIG TO WATCH LETTERBOX NOTHING HAS EVER HAPPENED TO
Neighbours say the letterbox has been assaulted zero times in eleven years. Trevor disagrees, in advance.
GREYTOWN COMMUTER'S CHIP BUTTY TAKEN CLEAN OUT OF HAND BY SEAGULL WITH "NO REGARD FOR THE QUEUE"
Bloke reckons the bird made eye contact first. The bird has not been available for comment.
BETHLEHEM MAN BUILDS SIX-FOOT SCARECROW TO STOP U-TURNS, THEN POSTS APOLOGY VIDEO FOR IT
The scarecrow is called Nigel. Nigel is not going anywhere. The man behind Nigel is, apparently, on a journey.
GONVILLE PETITION DEMANDS LEAF BLOWER CEASEFIRE UNTIL 10AM — ORGANISER HAS 34 SIGNATURES AND ONE ENEMY
The enemy lives at number 42 and owns a Stihl.
ROYAL COMMISSION FINDS KEITH THE GARDEN GNOME BELONGS TO NEITHER HENDERSON FAMILY, POSSIBLY BOTH
After 47 sitting days and one adjournment for a barbecue, the Commission delivers its findings on Awapuni's gnome question.
OMOKOROA MAN INSTALLS FOUR-CAMERA CCTV RIG TO MONITOR LETTERBOX, NOTHING ELSE
The letterbox has received two flyers and a rates notice since August.
AUCKLAND PARKING WARDEN TICKETS MOBILITY SCOOTER OUTSIDE HAWTHORNDALE DAIRY, IS 1,400KM FROM JURISDICTION
The scooter was parked. The warden was lost. The ticket is still on the handlebars.
GRASMERE CAT NAMED 'PERSON OF INTEREST' ON NEIGHBOURLY POLL, LEADING BY 31 VOTES
Ginger tom Mervyn is beating an actual human suspect 43 to 12. The human is furious.
CLIVE FENCE PAINTED WRONG SHADE OF CREAM PROMPTS FORMAL MEDIATION AT COMMUNITY HALL
Complainant reckons it's custard. Respondent reckons it's bone. Mediator brought biscuits.
AUCKLAND PARKING WARDEN TICKETS MOBILITY SCOOTER OUTSIDE FITZROY DAIRY
The warden was on holiday. He brought the ticket book.
WHITBY WHEELIE BIN LEFT OPEN OVERNIGHT — STREET GROUP CHAT NOW AT 340 MESSAGES
One resident called the sight 'confronting'. Another has offered to draft a bylaw.
LINWOOD CAT NAMED 'PERSON OF INTEREST' IN NEIGHBOURLY POLL, DECLINES TO COMMENT
The cat, known to the street as Mr Whiskerston, has received 43 of 61 votes and is currently asleep on a Corolla.
WAINONI GNOME CUSTODY BATTLE ENTERS THIRD WEEK, TWO HENDERSON FAMILIES REFUSE TO SPEAK AT LETTERBOX
Keith the gnome has been photographed on both lawns. Neither Henderson will say who moved him last.
BETHLEHEM LEMON TREE AT CENTRE OF 14-MONTH BOUNDARY DISPUTE, STUFF UNDERSTANDS
Two neighbours. One tree. Approximately 400 lemons a season. A dossier.
GUYS. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO FILE THIS ONE: NEWTOWN WANTS LEAF BLOWERS BANNED BEFORE 10AM
An apology, an accounting, and a petition making its way through the southern suburbs.
HAWERA WOMAN CALLS 111 ON COURIER FOR BEING "TOO POLITE" — RECKONS IT'S A FRONT
He said please. He said thank you. He wiped his feet. Something's off, says Colleen.
CLIVE INFLUENCER APOLOGISES FOR CHIP-RELATED SEAGULL INCIDENT IN 14-MINUTE VIDEO NO ONE ASKED FOR
Constable Pearce watched the whole thing. He has notes.