LOCALS STUNNED: JIMNY-ONLY DAYS: QUEENSTOWN COUNCIL OFFICIALS HAVE FINALLY LOST THE PLOT
*Queenstown Council proposes solution to fuel shortages with what could generously be called a 'creative' approach.*
Council Chaos
Rate rises, road cones, and planning decisions that baffle everyone except the consultants.
NEW BRIGHTON PIER BIDS STADIUM WELCOME AMID CONE CARNAGE
_A new stadium at New Brighton Pier aims to give seagulls season passes but leaves locals buggered._
KARORI PLAYGROUND CLOSED FOR ASPIRATIONAL MAINTENANCE – COUNCIL CAN'T BE BOTHERED
Wellington City Council strikes again with its remarkable commitment to doing absolutely nothing.
DUNEDIN COUNCIL CONTRACTORS PAINT ZEBRA CROSSING ON PRIVATE DRIVEWAY
It appears the Dunedin City Council has taken the phrase 'crossing over' to a bewildering new level.
WHANGAREI COUNCIL INSTALLS EV CHARGERS IN DESERTED LOT
Where the only thing parked is disappointment — a local's scathing take.
MAYOR'S OVERDUE TITLES VANISH IN CIRCULATING LIBRARY FIASCO
_A fine amnesty at the Stoke library has left the mayor's DVD collection in tatters._
NAPIER COUNCIL'S POTHOLE APP HITS NEW LOW WITH 'WE FEEL YOUR PAIN!'
*Navigating Taradale's crater-laden roads just became an emotional journey.*
PONSONBY RATEPAYER LEFT BAFFLED BY $400 'STRATEGIC VIBES'
_Local resident questions Auckland Council's financial priorities after discovering a baffling line item._
WELLINGTON COUNCIL TAKES ON HOT CROSS BUNS IN ABSURD RESOURCE CONSENT DEBATE
*As if the southerly wasn't enough, our council's cooking up a storm.*
CHRISTCHURCH’S NEW CYCLE LANE DISAPPEARS INTO THICKET, COUNCIL DEEMS IT 'PHASE ONE'
*The latest installment of urban planning: shrubbery or shambles?*
PAPAMOA DOG PARK ON KAHOOTER! THANKS TO ONE CANTANKEROUS CAT!
Local residents are barking mad over a feline's thwarting of their canine dreams.
LOCAL TOILETS CLOSED FOR 'WELLNESS REFURBISHMENT' – COUNCIL SAYS THIS IS PROGRESS!
*Residents of Roslyn are questioning the council’s definition of wellness.*
TAKAPUNA RESIDENTS LEFT BUGGERED AS AUCKLAND COUNCIL'S SITE REJECTS ALL PASSWORDS!
The mayhem at Auckland Council's online portal has locals feeling like they've been served a cold burger at a packed KFC.