TOILET SOUTHERN QUOTA: SELF-CHECKOUT ANGST IN STORE AMONG REBELLING BARGAIN LOO — EXCLUSIVE
_Waimate shoppers find themselves caught between cracked seats and scanning tantrums._
Retail Ruckus
Supermarket aisles, mall Karen energy, and self-checkout meltdowns nationwide.
QUEUES WITHIN QUEUES: PAK'N'SAVE TAKAPUNA RETHINKS SHOPPING STRATEGY
*Only in Auckland could this possibly make sense.*
SAUSAGE SIZZLE SCANDAL: ONION PLACEMENT FUELS LOCALS' FURY
The great debate of Newmarket reaches boiling point over a seemingly innocent sausage sizzle.
BROCCOLI POINTS SCANDAL SENDS MT EDEN SHOPPERS INTO A TIZZY!
Loyalty card holders are demanding answers over dubious vegetable points allocation.
LINWOOD RETAIL PARK’S ONE-WAY SYSTEM CONFUSES EVEN THE BRIGHTEST SHOPPERS!
_It turns out, even shopping can be a labyrinth of despair in the garden city._
BISHOPDALE OP SHOP TRIGGERS MUG BIDDING WAR AS LOCALS GO CRAZY
It's not just a mug, it's practically the Holy Grail of second-hand treasures.
WOOZWORTHS SELF-CHECKOUT HAS A MELTDOWN, REQUIRES THERAPY
_Local Woolworths shoppers demand emotional support after rogue machine throws a tantrum._
MYSTERIOUS SHOPPING TROLLEY SPOTTED MILES FROM HOME!
A local shopping cart is causing quite the kerfuffle, sparking questions over its international travels.
POWER CUT SPARKS HOT CHIP SHORTAGE IN SUMNER DAIRY
This is why we can’t have nice things, folks.
ONERAHI LOYALTY POINTS EXPIRY SPARKS SUBURBAN UPRISING
Locals take up arms against expired rewards in a dramatic supermarket showdown.
PAPAMOA CHEMIST IN PANADOL PANIC AS WEATHER WORRIES LOOM
The minor weather event has sent locals scrambling for relief, but a chemist's shelves were bare.
KARORI MALL SANTA CAUGHT UPSelling PHOTO PACKAGES LIKE A PISS-TAKE
_Critics claim it’s time for the elves to take back Christmas._
K-MART'S 'TREASURE HUNT' TURNED OUT TO BE A BUMMER
_Lost stock misrepresented as an exciting adventure leaves locals wanting to swab the deck._
DEVONPORT MITRE 10'S ZIP TIE SHORTAGE LEAVES COMMUNITY IN MOURNING!
Devonport is struggling to cope after a tragic shortage of zip ties at the local Mitre 10.
PALMERSTON NORTH SHOPPER TOLD FESTIVE SPIRIT IS A NO-GO
A local retailer takes bah humbug to a whole new level.
STOKE STORE CONTINUES TO CLOSE DOWN, STILL OPEN AFTER NINE YEARS
_Local retailer claims to be ‘almost done’, but you can still buy your frozen peas here._
CLICK-AND-COLLECT: A GRAPE SIZED INJUSTICE
When will Wellington's retailers learn that a single grape doesn't require an industrial-size box?
TARADALE PETROL PUMP PULLS A NOVEL-LENGTH RECEIPT
You won’t believe what your self-checkout can do — or should I say, can’t do.