Churton Park woman's palmy gift card refused for being 'too festive' in August
A Stuff investigation into a retail policy no one can produce in writing.
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A Stuff investigation into a retail policy no one can produce in writing.
Board of trustees has classified the stuff as a banned craft material. Cleaners are still finding it on the ceiling.