Fitzroy builder insists fist-sized hole in roof is "ventilation, bro"
Homeowner points at the sky through her ceiling. Builder calls it a feature.
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Auckland parking warden tickets mobility scooter outside Fitzroy dairy
The warden was on holiday. He brought the ticket book.