Gate Pa gets first frost in years on the one night the whole suburb left the frost cloth in the shed
Thirty-odd lemon trees, one washing line, and a bloke with a duvet on his Corolla who is now unbearable.
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Thirty-odd lemon trees, one washing line, and a bloke with a duvet on his Corolla who is now unbearable.
The Year 3 craft afternoon ended at 2.20pm on Thursday. The glitter has not.