GLENHOLME MAN HOSES DRIVEWAY EVERY NIGHT OF HOSE BAN — SAYS IT'S "FOR MORALE"
The driveway is concrete. The concrete is fine. The bloke is from Palmerston North, which he reckons explains a lot.
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The driveway is concrete. The concrete is fine. The bloke is from Palmerston North, which he reckons explains a lot.