GONVILLE PETITION DEMANDS LEAF BLOWER CEASEFIRE UNTIL 10AM — ORGANISER HAS 34 SIGNATURES AND ONE ENEMY
The enemy lives at number 42 and owns a Stihl.
Gonville
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Gonville — 3 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
ROSLYN KARAOKE NIGHT BANNED AFTER POWER BALLAD INCIDENT
The organiser won't say which song. Regulars won't stop saying which song.
GUYS. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO MAKE THIS ARTICLE: GONVILLE OP SHOP MUG SPARKS BIDDING WAR
A $2 mug. A queue of three. A community I have, frankly, let down.