Million-dollar mystery grips Masterton as villagers speculate
Somebody in Wairarapa is a million up and nobody has been allowed to look at them.
Masterton Central
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Masterton Central man installs CCTV trained solely on letterbox, makes tearful apology video
Guys. Guys. I never thought I'd have to make this video.