MOUNT EDEN WOMAN DRIVES THREE HOURS TO PAPAMOA FOR ONE SUNNY TUESDAY, COMES BACK THE COLOUR OF A ROAD CONE
She put sunscreen on once, at the Z in Bombay, and reckons that "should've done it".
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