OTAHUHU PARADE HELD UP 40 MINUTES AFTER LOCAL BRINGS GOAT "FOR ATMOSPHERE"
Organisers had planned for wind and rain. Nobody planned for Kevin.
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Organisers had planned for wind and rain. Nobody planned for Kevin.