Paraparaumu heatwave fells junior cricket but sausage sizzle remains operational at 26 degrees
Play abandoned on welfare grounds. Onions kept coming.
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Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Paraparaumu — 4 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
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Play abandoned on welfare grounds. Onions kept coming.
She brought a thermos. She brought opinions. She brought a spare cardigan. Nobody's game to ask her to leave.
Local motorist filled up 40 litres. Received 40 metres.
What we know: the Hilux has more flags than the Beehive. What we don't know: which country it represents.