ISLAND BAY MUM SETS UP CAMP AT PARAPARAUMU PTA MEETING, STILL THERE THREE HOURS LATER
She brought a thermos. She brought opinions. She brought a spare cardigan. Nobody's game to ask her to leave.
Paraparaumu
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Paraparaumu — 3 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
PARAPARAUMU PETROL PUMP PRINTS RECEIPT LONGER THAN THE DRIVEWAY
Local motorist filled up 40 litres. Received 40 metres.
PARAPARAUMU UTE ARRIVES AT SCHOOL DROP-OFF FLYING SEVEN FLAGS, PARENTS REQUEST UN OBSERVERS
What we know: the Hilux has more flags than the Beehive. What we don't know: which country it represents.