ST HELIERS PTA MEETING ENTERS WEEK THREE AS WELLINGTON DAD REFUSES TO LEAVE HALL
Bloke arrived with a thermos on the 4th. Nobody's had the nerve to ask him to go.
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ST HELIERS BEACH DAY ABANDONED AFTER WEATHER THAT WAS 'FINE FIVE MINUTES AGO' TURNS ON EVERYONE
Guys. Guys. I never thought I'd have to make this video. The sky owes my community an apology.