Guys. I never thought I'd have to make this article: Te Anau woman's one grape arrives in fridge-sized box
Dave the Tradie sits down, takes a breath, and owns his truth about a Woolworths click-and-collect gone wrong.
Te Anau
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Te Anau — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
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Te Anau scarecrow named best dressed at awards night that did not happen
The scarecrow has a rosette. There was no ceremony. Nobody knows who did it.