UPPER HUTT MAN PUSHES ROGUE COUNTDOWN TROLLEY 14KM HOME FROM WELLINGTON CBD
Neville found it on Lambton Quay. He walked it back over the hill. He is, by his own admission, buggered.
An Upper Hutt man has spent Sunday pushing a stray Countdown trolley 14 kilometres from Lambton Quay back to what he reckons is its home store, arriving just after 4pm.
Neville Craddock, 61, said he'd spotted the trolley outside a bus stop while waiting for his wife to finish a hair appointment. "It was just sitting there. On its own. Bit sad really. Thought I'd take it back."
He was not, in fact, heading that way. Neville had driven in. His wife Colleen, contacted at home, said she'd received a text at 11.42am reading "taking a trolley back, love, don't wait up" and had assumed it was autocorrect.
"He does this," Colleen said. "Last year it was a gnome from Petone. Before that a road cone he swore belonged to the council. Thirty-two years at IRD does something to a man."
A Countdown spokesperson thanked Neville for the gesture but noted the trolley was from the Johnsonville branch, and that a coin-return system exists for a reason. Neville, told this on arrival, said a bloody word and sat down on the trolley.
He is, as of filing, still sitting on it. Colleen is bringing the car.
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Reader Letters
★ Garry (Halswell)
Wouldn't have happened in '82.
★ Margaret_F
Good on Neville. In our day, people took care of every little thing. Gerald would never have left a trolley stranded.
JoannePetone
What a bloody waste of a Sunday. Poor Colleen must be munted waiting at home!
★ BarryBishopdale
If those bloody cyclists weren't hogging the footpaths, Neville would've had more room!
MumOf3
@Barry cyclists aren't the issue here, it's our society's neglect of the humble trolley!
Sandra McKenzie
Does it always rain in Upper Hutt or just when Neville's on a mission?
tired_in_riccarton
mate that's not even what they said
couchgremlin
Taking trolleys home is just part of living in the Hutt, honestly.
★ Trev_Hornby
Neville's rooted now, eh? She'll be right after a good cuppa.
wayne1987
Lol.
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