SUMNER STREET CONVENES KERBSIDE TRIBUNAL AFTER TRADIE'S HILUX BLOCKS THREE DRIVEWAYS
Eight residents, two folding chairs, one ute. The ute won, briefly.
Margaret Henderson
Margaret has covered suburban Christchurch for forty years and believes every fence dispute is a constitutional crisis.
MOSGIEL STREET AT WAR OVER BOAT ON BLOCKS — OWNER CLAIMS "HERITAGE STATUS"
The boat hasn't touched water since 1994. Neither has the driveway seen a car.
BISHOPDALE CRICKET DAD DEMANDS UMPIRE MOVE THE SUN
Under-13 match held up 22 minutes while bloke explains astronomy to a teenager in a hat.
PAPAMOA UNDER-14 NETBALL BUS STRANDED AT FERRY TERMINAL AFTER GPS BACKS ITSELF
Driver insists the app said 'board vessel'. The vessel had left at 6.40am.
TAKAPUNA CAT FILMED OPERATING GARAGE DOOR, OWNER INSISTS HE'S "JUST A NORMAL BOY"
Footage shows the tabby standing on a recycling bin to press the button. Twice in one night.
ONERAHI MUM LOSES 14 YEARS OF FLY BUYS OVERNIGHT, BLOCKS NEW WORLD ENTRANCE WITH MOBILITY SCOOTER
She was saving them for a toaster. The toaster is no longer on the table. Neither is the scooter, technically.
NEWMARKET FOOTPATH WORKS HALTED OVER SINGLE STROPPY CAMELLIA
Auckland Council says the shrub is 'of significance'. Locals say it's a bush.
SUMNER MAN WALKS PAK'NSAVE TROLLEY HOME FROM FERRYMEAD, HAILED AS HERO BY PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T INCONVENIENCED
Margaret Henderson is not convinced. Gerald would never have touched it.
PONSONBY IN MELTDOWN AS HUMIDITY REACHES 78% — RESIDENTS DEMAND ANSWERS
Linen shirts limp. Sourdough won't rise. One woman blames the council.
PONSONBY MAN BILLED $400 FOR 'STRATEGIC VIBES' BY AUCKLAND COUNCIL
Ratepayer asked what a vibe costs per hour. Council declined to specify.
ROSLYN PAINTER STOPS DEAD AT FENCE LINE, LEAVING HALF A DUPLEX BEIGE AND HALF A DUPLEX SHAME
The boundary peg has never been so respected. The duplex has never looked so stupid.
DEVONPORT NETBALL MUM EJECTED FOR "REFEREEING THE REFEREE" AT UNDER-12 GAME
Umpire is 15. Mum is 47. Saturday at Ngataringa Park did not go well for either.