Local Cows Unimpressed With Bizarre Beef-on-Beef Diet Proposal
The paddock has gone quiet. The committee is meeting behind the trough.
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Giant Nike Ball Smashes Ashburton Convertible in Fashion Fail
Enormous rogue ball brings new definition to 'car boot sale' on main street.
Ashburton Dog's Bubble Tail Bewitches and Bewilders Locals
Local puppy's soap bubble tail threatens Ashburton's artisanal market economy.