MOSGIEL PERGOLA PASSES COUNCIL INSPECTION, FAILS GRAVITY BY LUNCHTIME
Consent stamped Tuesday. Structure horizontal Wednesday. Owner blames the nor'wester. Physics blames the builder.
Christchurch Central
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Christchurch 4WDer Vanishes; Yeti Bob Blamed by Locals
His Jimny turned up on gravel with the side-step hanging off. Adam did not.