ELTHAM DECK BUILT "FOR ENTERTAINING" TOO NARROW FOR A SINGLE FOLDING CHAIR
Builder insists the measurements are correct. The chair insists otherwise.
Eltham
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Eltham — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
ELTHAM RESIDENTS NOW OFFICIALLY OUTNUMBERED BY ROAD CONES, COUNCIL SHRUGS
South Taranaki District Council says the two-to-one ratio is 'within tolerance', whatever that means.