Eltham deck built "for entertaining" too narrow for a single folding chair
Builder insists the measurements are correct. The chair insists otherwise.
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Builder insists the measurements are correct. The chair insists otherwise.
South Taranaki District Council says the two-to-one ratio is 'within tolerance', whatever that means.