GREYTOWN COMMUTER'S CHIP BUTTY TAKEN CLEAN OUT OF HAND BY SEAGULL WITH "NO REGARD FOR THE QUEUE"
Bloke reckons the bird made eye contact first. The bird has not been available for comment.
Greytown
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Greytown — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
MASTERTON DISTRICT COUNCIL TO DEBATE WHETHER HOT CROSS BUNS REQUIRE RESOURCE CONSENT
One councillor reckons the cross on top might be unpermitted signage.