Hawthorndale letter-writer escalates dog poo campaign to laminated a4
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Hawthorndale chemist stripped of panadol 48 hours before forecast drizzle
It was a Tuesday morning in Hawthorndale. Nothing about that day suggested what was about to unfold.
Auckland parking warden tickets mobility scooter outside Hawthorndale dairy, is 1,400km from jurisdiction
The scooter was parked. The warden was lost. The ticket is still on the handlebars.