Auckland council sends Manukau household three recycling letters, all contradict each other
One says Tuesday. One says Thursday. The third says the bin has been retired.
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One says Tuesday. One says Thursday. The third says the bin has been retired.
The forecast said sunny. The cloud said no.
Customer wants a refund. Customer also wants the sausages back.