MARTON HALL DOUBLE-BOOKED: YOGA CLASS AND BINGO NIGHT NOW SHARING THE FLOOR
The downward dogs are down. The bingo callers are ropeable. Nobody's leaving.
Marton
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Marton — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
WELLINGTON COUNCIL SPENDS TWO HOURS DEBATING WHETHER HOT CROSS BUNS NEED A RESOURCE CONSENT
The motion was tabled, untabled, then tabled again by a councillor who hadn't read it.