LINWOOD SCARECROW NAMED BEST DRESSED AT AWARDS NIGHT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
The scarecrow was not present. Nor was the ceremony.
Merivale
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Merivale — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
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MERIVALE WEATHER APP INSISTS IT'S SUNNY WHILE ANTARCTICA VISIBLY APPROACHES FROM THE SOUTH
Little sun icon smiling away. Meanwhile the flag outside Ballantynes is doing a full horizontal.