Papamoa sunburn victim blames "sneaky" September sun, not the four-hour nap on the beach
Bloke from Milson went on holiday up north. Came back the colour of a stop sign.
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Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Milson — 2 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
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Guys. I never thought I'd have to make this post: Milson pump receipt now 2.4 metres long
To my community, I am so sorry. The receipt is still printing.