PAPAMOA COMMUNITY GARDEN AT WAR OVER MYSTERY KALE
Half the committee thinks someone donated it. The other half thinks someone's taking the piss.
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PAPAMOA ROOFING CREW DOWNS TOOLS EVERY TIME A PLANE PASSES — CITES "SAFETY"
Tauranga Airport is 4km away. The crew has stopped work 38 times since Monday.
PAPAMOA CAT NAMED 'PERSON OF INTEREST' IN NEIGHBOURLY POLL, REFUSES TO COMMENT
The cat, a ginger tom called Brendan, is currently leading the poll by 14 votes.
PAPAMOA MAN THIRD-DEGREE CRISPY AFTER FORGETTING SUN STILL WORKS IN SEPTEMBER
It was 19 degrees. He was outside forty minutes. He is now the colour of a chorizo.
PAPAMOA PRIMARY SOCK HEIGHT RULING SPARKS PTA CIVIL WAR — TWO MUMS NO LONGER SPEAKING AT PILATES
The board says mid-calf. Some parents say ankle. A WhatsApp group called 'Sock Chat' has 47 unread messages.
PAPAMOA UNDER-14 NETBALL BUS STRANDED AT FERRY TERMINAL AFTER GPS BACKS ITSELF
Driver insists the app said 'board vessel'. The vessel had left at 6.40am.
PAPAMOA CHEMIST OUT OF PANADOL BEFORE FORECAST DROPS BELOW 18 DEGREES
The southerly hadn't arrived. The Panadol already had.
PAPAMOA DOG PARK SUBMISSION PROCESS DERAILED BY OBJECTION FROM ONE (1) CAT
Tauranga City Council confirms the submission was signed with a paw print and a $0 koha.