Picton road cones now outnumber residents two to one — Marlborough district council "comfortable with the ratio"
Roughly 9,000 cones, 4,500 people, and one bloke actually holding a shovel.
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Roughly 9,000 cones, 4,500 people, and one bloke actually holding a shovel.
The mercury hit 22 with a bit of stick in the air. Marlborough has declared this unacceptable.