ROYAL COMMISSION FINDS RANGIORA WOOLWORTHS SELF-CHECKOUT 'EMOTIONALLY DEPENDENT' ON CUSTOMERS
Two years of hearings, 47 witnesses, one broken barcode scanner — the Commission has spoken.
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Two years of hearings, 47 witnesses, one broken barcode scanner — the Commission has spoken.
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One cloud. One suburb. One MetService app now sitting face-down on the bench.
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Suspect smiled, said please, and put the parcel on the dry side of the porch. Police attended.
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