REDWOOD SCHOOL LOLLIPOP LADY RUNS CROSSING TIGHTER THAN A BLOODY AIRPORT
Parents at Redwood Primary say Beverley's 3pm shift has cut wait times in half and grown men in utes to tears.
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Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Redwood — 3 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
REDWOOD PLAYGROUND SHUT FOR 'ASPIRATIONAL MAINTENANCE' — NOBODY AT COUNCIL WILL SAY WHAT THAT IS
Christchurch City Council has closed a working slide behind orange netting for reasons nobody can define in under 400 words.
Redwood Ripper? Terrier Deflects Cardboard Chaos Blame
The bath was at 9.40. The cardboard was destroyed by 10.06. Police are not involved, but should be.