SPREYDON PTA MEETING ENTERS FOURTH HOUR AS WELLINGTON TRANSPLANT REFUSES TO LEAVE
She brought a two-litre thermos. Locals now understand this was a warning.
Spreydon
Every yarn The Daily Yarn has filed from Spreydon — 5 yarns of invented local news, newest first. None of it happened.
SPREYDON UNDER-11 RUGBY MATCH STOPPED THREE TIMES IN TWENTY MINUTES — PLANE, COW, JANDAL
Ref blew the whistle for a Cessna. Then a heifer. Then a jandal. Parents lost the plot.
SPREYDON SPARKY LABELS EVERY SWITCH "MAYBE", DOES A RUNNER
Homeowner now selects lighting by process of elimination and prayer.
SPREYDON SCHOOL PICK-UP LANE NOW REQUIRES TWO HI-VIS PARENTS, A WHISTLE AND A CEASEFIRE
The PTA has appointed an unofficial envoy. She drives a Kluger.
PAK'NSAVE SPREYDON TRIALS QUEUE FOR THE QUEUE, BLAMES "FLOW MANAGEMENT"
Shoppers now line up to be told where to line up. Barry Hoskins, who remembers when you just walked in, files from Spreydon.