St Andrews mum brings measuring tape to school pickup and won't let it go
She's measured the yellow lines. She's measured the Prados. Nobody asked her to.
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Hamilton dog park stalled by submission from a cat named Derek
One cat. One typed letter. Six months of meetings. Ratepayers footing the bill.