Taupo under-11s rugby game delayed 22 minutes over orange roster dispute
Two mums, one dad, no oranges, and a ref who'd rather be at the luge.
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Two mums, one dad, no oranges, and a ref who'd rather be at the luge.
He also came back with a receipt for a long weight from Bunnings Manukau. Staff say he waited quietly for four hours.
After 47 sitting days and one submission written in glitter pen, the Commission has reported back.