Tokoroa Main Street gritted after council bloke 'felt a bit of a chill' at lunchtime
Temperature at time of gritting: 14 degrees. Forecast low: 11. Locals asked to please stop laughing.
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Tokoroa retaining wall held up by no. 8 wire, a breeze block, and "she'll hold"
Builder says the wall has structural integrity. The wall says otherwise. Constable Pearce attended.