TOKOROA MAIN STREET GRITTED AFTER COUNCIL BLOKE 'FELT A BIT OF A CHILL' AT LUNCHTIME
Temperature at time of gritting: 14 degrees. Forecast low: 11. Locals asked to please stop laughing.
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TOKOROA RETAINING WALL HELD UP BY NO. 8 WIRE, A BREEZE BLOCK, AND "SHE'LL HOLD"
Builder says the wall has structural integrity. The wall says otherwise. Constable Pearce attended.