WAINONI GNOME CUSTODY BATTLE ENTERS THIRD WEEK, TWO HENDERSON FAMILIES REFUSE TO SPEAK AT LETTERBOX
Keith the gnome has been photographed on both lawns. Neither Henderson will say who moved him last.
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WAINONI MAN RECKONS THE NOR'WESTER IS OUT TO GET HIM SPECIFICALLY
Complainant alleges the wind waits until he opens the door. MetService declines to comment on motive.