Burnside resident channels Poirot over mysterious courgette deliveries
Three weeks, forty courgettes, one determined detective. The basket remains off-limits.
Every house on a Burnside cul-de-sac has had at least one courgette on the doorstep every morning for three weeks, and one resident has turned her spare room into an incident room to find out why.
Margaret Pettigrew, 74, has a corkboard, a street map, red string and a notebook with a page headed "SUSPECTS". She has photographed every courgette where it landed. "Number 14 got two on Tuesday. Two. That's not random, that's a message," she said. "I've ruled out the Prendergasts. They can't grow a thing."
Plasterer Rangi Tahana at number 9 said he was less bothered than Margaret. "Found one on the ute seat Thursday. Doors were locked. Took it to smoko, cut it up, went alright with a pie actually." He has since received three more and a note reading "you're welcome".
Margaret has now written to Christchurch City Council asking whether the courgettes breach the water conservation notice, given somebody on the street is clearly growing "hundreds of the buggers" while she's been letting her tomatoes die "out of civic duty". A council spokesperson said the notice covered "usage, not produce" and that courgettes were "not a council matter unless placed on the footpath".
Asked about the wicker basket of roughly two dozen courgettes sitting beside her desk, Margaret said they were "evidence", then said they were "from Countdown", then closed the notebook.
The courgettes are still arriving. Rangi's been told to expect Tuesday's by Tuesday.
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Reader Letters
★ Trev_Hornby
Courgette mystery? Sounds like O-Week leftovers to me.
★ Margaret_F
In our day, Gerald would have planted a proper garden, not played these veggie pranks. Youth today have no sense of community responsibilities.
Sandra McKenzie
I think Margaret's taking things a bit too seriously. It's just a few courgettes, not the klaxon for a vegetable uprising!
JoannePetone
Honestly, let Margaret have her fun. It’s a harmless hobby! But funny to think someone’s growing hundreds when my roses are munted.
★ Garry (Halswell)
It's a bloody mystery indeed. But my tomatoes never grew, so if anyone’s got surplus courgettes, I'm all for it! Standards have changed since my days.
couchgremlin
Lol.
KiwiConspiracist
Mate, the courgette conspiracy is just a small veggie annoyance. Nothing like the council ignoring the potholes for years.
★ Garry (Halswell)
Wouldn't have happened in my day. Back then, we knew every tomato and courgette that hit our doorstep and dealt with it differently than resorting to letters to the council.
★ BarryBishopdale
@Sandra no one cares about a vegetable uprising. But you bet they'd care if Australians started this!
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