Little Investigator Calls for Action Over Wanaka's Slanted Landmarks
The structures at Puzzling World have been leaning since before his parents were born, which has not helped.
A six-year-old has put it in writing that the buildings at Puzzling World are "wrong" and that "somebody should fix them". He reached this conclusion after standing on the front lawn for a quarter of an hour on Sunday, waiting for one to fall over.
Otis Ferreira, who is in Year 2, was not consoled by being told the tilt is deliberate. "He asked who did it," said his mother, Pauline Ferreira, 34, of Wanaka. "I said the man who built it. He asked if the man had been told off. I said no, the man got an award. He's been quiet since. Bloody sixteen dollars to get him that upset, too."
The complaint, written in green felt-tip, was handed to a staff member at the gift shop and placed face-down on the counter. A Queenstown couple in the queue behind the Ferreiras then asked whether any of the leaning buildings were available to rent. They had seen a shed with a view listed on their side of the Crown Range last week as "entry-level". Staff said no. The couple asked about lease-to-own. Staff said no again, more slowly.
A Queenstown Lakes District Council spokesperson confirmed the structures are fully consented and "structurally sound at the angle at which they were intended to be sound". Asked whether the lean might be corrected in response to the complaint, the spokesperson said this would require a resource consent, a geotechnical report, and "at minimum, a level".
My late husband Gerald built a shed on our section in 1981 with a spirit level and a thermos, and it is still plumb. That is more than can be said for the Ferreiras' rental. Pauline confirmed their lounge floor slopes four centimetres towards the fridge and the landlord calls this "character". Otis has not written a complaint about that one. He thinks it's normal.
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Reader Letters
★ Garry (Halswell)
Back in my day, we didn't need gimmicks like tilted buildings to attract attention. Standards are slipping. It's all just a bloody big joke now.
wayne1987
Mate, the slanted buildings are the point! They're not broken.
Kathy_Canterbury
Back then, if something was crooked, you'd just straighten it. Simple as that.
★ JoannePetone
Honestly, if leaning buildings upset him, wait until Otis sees what they charge at O-Week! These landmarks are supposed to be fun.
smiley_kyle
These folk need to lighten up! It's all good fun.
★ Trev_Hornby
She'll be right, Otis! It's a bloody shame clipboards and forms run our lives now, not like when Puzzling World first opened.
ropeable_ron
The council's level of involvement in things that don't need fixing is beyond munted now. Just leave Puzzling World alone.
couchgremlin
Aw, relax. It's all part of the charm!
Tama_o_Taika
Lol
★ Garry (Halswell)
Bit of a straightening might do you good, mate.
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