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AVONSIDE SCHOOL BAKE SALE CUPCAKE PRICED AT $47, PTA INSISTS IT'S "FOR A GOOD CAUSE"

The cause is a shade sail. The cupcake is lemon.

A lemon cupcake at the Avonside Primary bake sale on Saturday was priced at $47, with the PTA treasurer insisting the figure was "deliberate" and "reflective of the fundraising climate".

The cupcake sat on a trestle table with roughly forty others going for $3. It was distinguishable only by a handwritten card reading "Artisan — Silver Tier". Parents queuing for coffee described the pricing as "a bit rich" and, in one case, "actually deranged".

PTA treasurer Fiona Bracewell-Yates, 44, defended the call. "We've done the maths. We need $1,800 for the shade sail. If three people buy a Silver Tier, we're basically there. It's efficient." Asked whether anyone had bought one, Bracewell-Yates said the sale was "still young".

Parent Nigel Ashworth, dropping off a tray of Cookie Time slices he'd been told not to bring, said the whole thing had "gone a bit Ponsonby". "It's a cupcake. From a woman I've seen buy Pams vanilla at the Stanmore Road New World. Come on."

By 11am the cupcake was still there, though it had been "touched" by a Year 3 boy and returned to the table without comment. The PTA is reviewing whether Silver Tier survives to the summer gala.

The shade sail is still just an idea on a Google Doc.

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Reader Letters

Trev_Hornby

That's a ridiculous price for a cupcake!

Feral_Frank

Trev, you reckon $47's bad? Wait till they want donations for the principal's 'overseas conference'.

couchgremlin

Bargain if it comes with a lifetime of shade.

wayne1987

Mate, this is a piss-take.

Garry_Kaiapoi

I remember bake sales where you could get a slice for 50 cents and no one complained. Back then, the focus was on the community, not flashy sails. I’m all for supporting schools, but $47? What are we teaching our kids about money and value?

sugarcraft_sandra

Baking is an ART. Go watch Bake Off!

MumOf3_Belmont

This is peak Christchurch. Everything's getting munted, even the bake sales!

NigelFromStanmore

@sugarcraft_sandra The article says they're using Pams vanilla though. Not exactly artisanal.

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