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GUYS. I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO FILE THIS ONE: NEWTOWN WANTS LEAF BLOWERS BANNED BEFORE 10AM

An apology, an accounting, and a petition making its way through the southern suburbs.

Guys. Guys. I never thought I'd have to make this article. deep breath A group of Newtown residents have started a petition to ban leaf blowers before 10am on Sundays. I have been sitting with this news for two days now, doing the work.

To my community of blokes on the tools who fire up the Stihl at 7.15 on a Sunday because the job's gotta be done Tuesday — I hear you. I see you. I have been you. When I first read the petition, I reacted. I said things in the group chat about public servants that I am not proud of. I called one of them a knob. That was wrong. He's a person. With a rake, apparently.

Petition organiser Beatrice Halvorsen said the noise was "absolutely fucking relentless" and her flat shook every Sunday from 7am. "It's not gardening," she said. "It's a man with a grudge and a two-stroke." My first instinct was to defend the man. The man is my brother. But I'm growing.

A Wellington City Council spokesperson said they were "aware of the petition" and would consider it "in due course", which is council for never. Meanwhile a Tawa bloke called Macca, who drove in specifically to be interviewed, said if they banned his blower he'd "do the whole street with a hairdryer out of spite". Macca is not sorry. Macca has not done the work. That's on Macca.

To the leaf blower community, to Beatrice, to Macca, to my producer who I snapped at earlier — I am so sorry. From the bottom of my hi-vis. I'm taking some time off the site to reflect, and I want to be clear this is not a PR move.

Links below for my new course on accountability. First module drops Tuesday.

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Reader Letters

Trev_Hornby

Leaf blowers are bloody necessary, mate. Keep them going.

ropeable_dave

Mate, they aren't removing blowers, just asking for a bit of quiet before 10am. Let's all calm down.

Garry (Halswell)

Back in my day, we didn't have these loud contraptions disturbing the peace. Everyone just raked the leaves manually! Why can't we return to simpler times?

tired_in_riccarton

Why didn't the council address this noise issue years ago? They’re always reactive rather than proactive, leaving us residents rooted.

MumOf3_Welly

That petition is a fantastic idea. It's hard enough getting kids ready for school without being woken by leaf blowers!

wayne1987

My flatmate is rooting for the ban. Personally, I think it's all a piss-take. These folks need real hobbies.

eco_warrior_123

Guys, why are we talking about leaf blowers when the real issue is climate change? Priorities, people.

couchgremlin

Couches are gross.

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