RICCARTON STREET CONVENES TRIBUNAL OVER UTE BLOCKING THREE DRIVEWAYS — VERDICT PENDING, UTE ALSO PENDING
Nine residents, two camp chairs, one thermos. The ute has not been charged with anything but is not going anywhere, which is also the complaint.
A tradie's ute has been parked across three driveways on a side street off Riccarton Road since 7.40am Wednesday. Residents have responded with a folding table, a pot of tea and a footpath tribunal with no legal standing whatsoever.
The ute has boxed in a Corolla, a mobility scooter and a trailer of green waste bound for the transfer station. The trailer's owner, Lorraine Petherick, 71, was appointed chair on the grounds that she "had the chairs".
"We've given him till ten," Petherick said, at quarter past. "Then we'll go to eleven. Nobody wants to be unreasonable. Gavin wants to let his tyres down, but Gavin also wanted to let the cyclists' tyres down when the lane went in last month, so we've noted that."
In 1974 you'd have knocked on doors until you found the bloke. He'd have come out with half a sandwich and shifted it, and that would have been that. The last proper tribunal this reporter sat on was a bait-bucket dispute on the old pier, settled by the tide. Door-knocking was attempted on Wednesday. Four doors answered. Three of them were already at the tribunal. Somebody had meanwhile borrowed two road cones from a nearby site "for the perimeter". The site, which has had cones out since 2019, has not noticed.
Christchurch City Council parking enforcement said the vehicle was "on the list", which residents understand to be the same list the footpath is on. A spokesperson confirmed that blocking a driveway is an offence, but added that "a tribunal is not a thing, and we'd ask the tribunal to stop ringing the number".
The ute's owner emerged at 11.20am from number 14, whose driveway he was also blocking, where he had been fixing a back fence. He was hired by Petherick. She has recused herself. The tribunal is now considering her.
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Reader Letters
★ Margaret_F
In our day, Gerald would've handled this without a fuss. You'd simply knock on doors and sorted it out with a handshake. The youth today are more about tribunals than just having a yarn. It truly makes you wonder.
★ Trev_Hornby
She'll be right, just a bit of a piss-take if you ask me. But mate, it’s all rooted in too many bloody rules and not enough common sense.
MumOf3
@Trev_Hornby Not everything's a conspiracy against the common man. Sometimes it's just about courtesy and respect.
★ BarryBishopdale
Really? A tribunal over a ute? That's modern Christchurch for you. Back in my day, you'd move it yourself while whinging about the price of cheese.
Sandra McKenzie
@BarryBishopdale At least the cheese is better these days. But agree on the whinging. It's an art form here.
couchgremlin
Lol.
tired_in_riccarton
Just move the bloody ute and stop with the drama. It's not exactly rocket science.
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